Union Pilot 1: I’m not sure how I feel about carrying an actual nuke on this thing.
Union Pilot 2: Oh, relax. We’re heavily shielded against the radiation, and we’re going to be dropping it from miles up.
Union Pilot 1: I guess that’s true. Hey, what’s that ship doing?
KABLAAAAM (union tank explodes)
Union Pilot 1: I’m betting we’re not so heavily shielded now.