Comic 3-14

Boss: So by taking all of this time to tell me this, aren't you running the risk that one of these bugs will find me and kill me in my sleep?
Bender: One already found you, but this entire conversation has only taken a fraction of a second. When I leave, you're going to wake up. There will be a dark shape in your room. Shoot it.
Boss: And how do I know it's not one of the crew you want dead?
Bender: I don't play favorites, Boss. The only reason you get a warning is because you sign the paychecks. Also, I'd rather not leave Keith in charge of the ship.

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