Thursday, June 29, 2017
Kid: Hey Jackman, my herb garden is finally yielding some seasonings, and I was going to try my hand at grilling some fish. Can I interest you in some dinner?
Jackman: I'm pretty busy, and it's only the middle of my shift.
Kid: All right, call it lunch then.
Jackman: Okay, fine. But all this is is me getting free food.
Kid: I operate under many illusions, but thinking that I know anything about you intentions isn't one of them.
Jackman: A smart man. What a shock.